I’m stealing this wholesale from Matthew Gerken’s blog because, hey, that’s how I roll.  It made me laugh.  Particularly, the last sentence, which has no business being the last sentence.  No business at all, I tell you.  Anyway, here it is and this is all it is.  Rat tails unite!

When I was young it wasn’t fair. I was so deprived, let me tell you. I didn’t get to have a rat tail or have a moped and I had to go to sleep sometimes when all the other kids were still playing and I didn’t get to have a bb gun or a pellet gun; but now that I am an adult, I am a moped-riding, rat tail having, bb gun shooting, stay-out-all night vandal…. Iowa is the best place to be from and my family is the best family there is…